Feed me.
thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw.
— no one (via eatdirt)
(via breastocean)
Remember when Momoko took a big Fing bite out of a fish head and thought it was cute or something?
- Me: Kyle tell me a joke to cheer me up.
- Kyle: Vegetarians.
Humans have two hands
One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.
(via quoilecanard)
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
is a blowjob a good birthday present???
I hope you guys are reblogging this because it’s Jordan’s birthday.
(via jumpeonit)
